It is almost time, folks. 1999 is almost over, and now it’s time for those daily news broadcasts about how we need to stock up on water and matches and hide in our bunkers. Just remember to bring your Visor. It will last you until 6:28:15 a.m. on February 6, 2040. (Make sure you keep your receipt!) It gets boring pretty quickly down there in the bunker, so you’ll need to have the necessities on your Visor before you close that hatch or else it’ll be a long eternity. I have listed below several of the things you’ll need for your Visor while in your bunker:

• AAA Batteries (48) -- Good for many months of looking at your completely free schedule
• InvertHack -- You are going to be using that backlight a lot, so make the backlight look better
• Mirror -- Doubles as an excellent flashlight
• MyBible -- Read about the Apocalypse now so you will be ready
• Memoware -- Cram as much of the site as possible into your 8MB Visor so you will have plenty to read
• SimCity -- Plan out how you are going to continue the species
• Kyle’s Quest -- Only thing you can do now is wish you were someone else.
• AvantGo -- Keep that last copy of your favorite website for posterity
• Long, Sharp Paper clip -- Just in case you can’t go on any longer.
• Backup Module -- If you lose your programs, how are you going to get them back?

VC shall not be held responsible in the event that you do not remember how to turn on your Visor, did not receive your visor, or were told a CSR Story™ that must be shared. We will have VC back up just as soon as we can. Any financial loss you suffer because VC was not functional will not be reimbursed by VC.

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